Wednesday, November 3, 2004

Spam

Well, at least something amusing happened today. This spam was sent to me:


Our latest survey displays that it takes usually of only 1.2 drunkenness to induce a hangover. But this tablets aids you avoid katzenjammers and come alive feeling immense from head to belly and all over else.


What sort of testimonials will this product get?

"I used to get 1.5 drunkenness, but now even if I am drunk 1.8 or 1.9, I feel immense in my belly and everywhere!"

"Boy, if there's something I hate it's katzenjammers. They used to steal my food and charm my women, but now I avoid them all the time."

It's also possible that all these things are real, and my lack of drinking knowledge is embarrassingly exposed.

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